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Pee for Cow, a sip of go

Rumour is rife that the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh, which so kindly turns in every stray bovine otherwise destined for the abbatoir to the goshala, is working on a magic potion that, by Toutatis, will make us more invincible than the Gauls. The raw material for that elixir comes from the bladder of the cow. Or go, as the vernacular name for this cud-munching creature goes. . . . → Read More: Pee for Cow, a sip of go

This Shivratri, wash down your woes with Gangajal

The BJP government’s one-track agenda continues with another populist pro-Hindu gesture paid for… by the people, of course. Never mind the cost of lugging 50,000 litres of Gangajal from Rishikesh or Gangotri or wherever to Bangalore in two tankers, they will be packed in eco-friendly plastic cans and dispensed to grateful devotees. . . . → Read More: This Shivratri, wash down your woes with Gangajal

Moral cop-outs – who's to blame?

Take a look around – in Bangalore and Karnataka, honest and law-abiding citizens fear the police while goons and their politician bosses live in infuriating impunity. I wonder what our illustrious Police Commissioner, credited with cleaning up crime (despite a recent string of unsolved murders and sundry other atrocities on innocent citizens), has to say about the inaction of his police force. Were they following his orders? Or do they report to someone else in a higher place, perhaps un-uniformed? If people think twice about complaining to the police for fear of retribution or inaction, what does that say about the police force? If the Pink Chaddi Campaign was a beginning, this incident goes to show that it is not merely the chaddis or the chaddi-less that we have to fight. There’s a long embittering battle ahead. But our biggest challenge will be to keep up the tempo of this seemingly eternal protest. . . . → Read More: Moral cop-outs – who's to blame?

It's chuddee suttee for the Sri Rama Sene

The pink chaddi campaign has now become a burning issue. Now Mutalik and his men, fresh out of custody, want to burn all the soft pink Valentine’s Day gifts they have received from the supporters of the Consortium of Pub-Going, Loose and Forward Women. Talk of going down in a blaze of glory!

If these guys are truly inspired by Lord Rama, don’t you think they’ve goofed up on the script? Or have they been reading the Ramayana backwards? . . . → Read More: It's chuddee suttee for the Sri Rama Sene